The silly joke thread

[Admin]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Coz 7 ate 9.

[Freebird]

Whaddya call a chicken in a shell suit?















An egg!


okay okay, I'm going.

[nakhonsi sean]

Jermaine was the first to find his brother Michael. He went get the first aid box but found that the UHU had already set.

[nakhonsi sean]

OK Reports that Michael jackson died of a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the children's wrd having a stroke.

[nakhonsi sean]

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Furguson. Ferguson will still be playing Giggs next year.

[nakhonsi sean]

All Michael Jackson's dates have cancelled, including Joe aged 9, and Brad aged 11.

[nakhonsi sean]

The post motem has revaeled that Jackson died of an allergic reaction. Traces of 9 year old nuts were found in his mouth and throat.

[nakhonsi sean]

Sorry, I know they are in bad taste!

LOL!

[nakhonsi sean]

Jackson is not going to be cremated. He is going to melted down and turned into toys so that kids can play with him for a change.

[Freebird]

Jeez, didn't take long, did it? ... poor guy isn't even cold yet!

[Admin]

Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?















A fsh.

[richard donkey]

is this the mj thread?

So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"

[Admin]

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

[Its Raining]

Siamese twins separated in China 10 years ago have asked sugeons to put them back together again......... apparently they can not access the joint account.


Wifes....... Washing Ironing Food and Extra Sex

[Admin]

Whatdid the green grape say to the blue grape??



Breathe idiot! BREATHE.

[Admin]

A guy goes to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor tells him that he's gotta stop masturbating.
"Why's that, doctor?" the guy asks.
"Because I've gotta finish this examination."

[Admin]

A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

[Admin]

Anyway, a seal walks into a club .....

[Admin]

What's red and bad for your teeth?






A brick!

[Admin]

Two flys on a turd, one says "Where's Charlie tonight, hasn't he turned up?"
the other replies, "No he's on the sick."
BOOM BOOM!

[Admin]

A bloke on a night time fishing session decides to start a conversation with the angler next to him.
“Alright mate. Here on holiday?”
“Nah” he repies. “I’m on my honeymoon.”
“On your honeymoon!! So why the hell aren’t you at home fooking the life out your missus?”
“Can’t do that.” he replies. “She got every STD imaginable. Her minge is covered in suppurating sores and leaks a constant stream of foul smelling green goo.”
“Well, why not go up trap 2 and pound the fook out of her arse?”
“Can’t do that” he says. “She’s had a rectal prolapse and you can basically see her kidneys. The sphincter muscle has ripped and crap continually drips down the inside of her leg.”
“Well, if you don’t mind me asking. Why the fook did you marry someone so foul and disgusting?”
“For the maggots.”

[Admin]

My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection. No woman, no Sky....

[Its Raining]

Is Judo a party for a certain religious group?

[Its Raining]

Bill and Ben in bed.

Bill says to Ben, "Blob lob blob blob blab blob blob"

Ben says, "Just swallow it fer Christ sake!"

[Its Raining]

What was Whitney Houstons biggest hit?





The one that killed her

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