Attacked outside D'Pelican
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Attacked outside D'Pelican
I'd had a nice quiet night at D'Pelican on Friday evening and it was about 11:30pm so I decided to make my way home.
I had just left the bar and was walking in the direction of McDonalds when some guy attacked me.
First, he smashed some eggs over my head. Then he poured milk all over me. Finally, he started to throw grated cheese all over me.
I thought..... how dairy!
(how dare he for those that didn't get it)
I had just left the bar and was walking in the direction of McDonalds when some guy attacked me.
First, he smashed some eggs over my head. Then he poured milk all over me. Finally, he started to throw grated cheese all over me.
I thought..... how dairy!
(how dare he for those that didn't get it)
Its Raining- Thug
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Re: Attacked outside D'Pelican
Ahhhhhhh! that should be under the silly jokes section.. but you got people reading it.
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Re: Attacked outside D'Pelican
On the same road last night, I was walking with a guy dressed as dracular (you couldn't make this us).
We had just passed Mc's when he was hit on the back of the head by a chicken volovant. We turned around, but there was nobody there.
A short distance on, this time he is hit by a sausage roll. Again, nobody there when we turn to look.
A little further, and a repeat of the same, this time a cheese and pineapple chunk on a cocktail stick. We turn to look, and there stood a young woman.
"Who are you?", he asked.
She replied....... "I am Buffet, the vampire slayer"
We had just passed Mc's when he was hit on the back of the head by a chicken volovant. We turned around, but there was nobody there.
A short distance on, this time he is hit by a sausage roll. Again, nobody there when we turn to look.
A little further, and a repeat of the same, this time a cheese and pineapple chunk on a cocktail stick. We turn to look, and there stood a young woman.
"Who are you?", he asked.
She replied....... "I am Buffet, the vampire slayer"
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