the vicar's salary

by richard donkey Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:51 pm

The Vicar's Salary

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims:
'If
the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and
his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, 'If
the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and
establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education
of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Mrs Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Agnes's
90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead
with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while
his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'f**k him'.

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