The hard is back on

well, well, well, ... hehehehehe..... I'm back!!!!!
For those of you lucky enough to have not met me i strongly advise you never do.
For those who already know me i strongly advice you keep your mouths well and truly shut (I'll do all the talking thank you very much).
I hereby promise never to post anything remotely relevent, true or boring.
If i am allowed by the big poobah burp in the sky i'll certainly tickle your tonsils with a few salty shots of love... but it's all down to him to create a suitable crud-filed sewer where a social piraya such as myself can dwel (that's social piraya not social piranha by the way)
Laters x
"I'm so horny even the crack of dawn better be careful around me" - Tom Waits

haha, that was funny.

Viagra, old mens saviour...

Oh so controversial..look out...you might offend someone.

well, i certainly hope so, i do try. It's pretty hard to offend indifference of this magnitude though, like wiping with grease proof paper, nothing sticks.
Never mind, i'll just keep wiping till it blisters.
Are you gonna post in the basket yourself or just leave sarcastic comments for others?

I would but now Admin has stopped me from barfing out with all the stupid things that I can... One day I might go apeshit and post something drastical and completely outragous like rat poop at KFC... but till that day comes, I will have to read what you write and laugh quietly so Admin can not hear me...

ok, but remember the basket is there for that, so don't hold back too much. By the way, i will refrain in the future from negative, adversarial comments about other people's (attempts at) sarcasm, it's not in the mood of the new forum, it's boring and it's also beneath me. So my apologies (kind of).