Cat For Sale

Couple walking past a pet shop see a notice in the window. It reads



Below the writing, there is a picture of a cat.

They look at the picture, then again at the writing, then again at the picture.
"What's so special about it?", asks the woman, "It looks just like an English cat".

Intrigued, the couple go into the shop and approach the owner.
"Excuse me", the man says to the shop owner, "How Dutch is that moggie in the window?"