Pop Legend Michael Jackson Dead at 50

AP

Music icon Michael Jackson, whose fame spanned from his childhood with
the legendary Jackson 5 to a superstar solo career that earned him the
nickname 'King of Pop,' died Thursday afternoon at a Los Angeles
hospital, a source close to the family told FOX News. He was 50.


Debra Opri, a former Jackson family attorney, confirmed the singers death
after other media reported that he had fallen into a coma. He
reportedly was taken by ambulance at 12:30 p.m. local time to UCLA
Medical Center, where he died at 3:15 p.m.

Multiple reports said he had gone into cardiac arrest, though the official cause
of death wasn't immediately known. A news conference is expected later
Thursday at the hospital, where fans have gathered to pay tribute to
the singer.

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That's bad, that's bad, that's bad .... and at only 50 too!

So the kiddy fiddler kicked the can? Well to lighten the glum mood, I've decided to share with you all 22 Alternate Nicknames for the King of Hide-The-Trouser-Snake:


Fright-y Whitey

Luke Moonwalker

Dr. Weirdenstein

The Amazing Molesto

Stretch

L'il Cuckoo

The Museum of Surgical Mishaps

Ol' Man Black-No-More

The King of Being Nuts

Freaky McSqueaky

The White Shadow

The Human Pub Special ("Try The Spotted Dick")

Cap'n Touch-Yer-Pants

A-B-C, Simple as Me-Crazy

El Duque

Chimp My Ride

The One-Man-Wild-Slumber-Party

The Thrilla With Hands Like a Caterpilla

Mr. I.M. Loopy, Esquire

Butch

The Chairman of Your Private Parts

Wackson Jackson